| · The guestbook is now read only. Please use the forum if you want to write something · | | Written by GalwayGaelic. (02/01-2003) | | Great quickies man!!! |
| | Written by GalwayGaelic. (02/01-2003) | Patrick, I love ya man. But don't drink to the Brits, not yet. Don't let your sense and culture of honor and fair play be misapplied to them. Remember, at this time, they are still the enemy. At best, they at least occupy the seat on the other side of the table. After we get what we ultimately want, after they leave and take their equipment and supporters with them, then we'll drink to our new world in their absence. They have literally raped and pillaged our entire country for over 800 years. What you and I see as a few uneducated morons who can't even spell in their postings, and who can't even acknowledge the true facts of history... well, we're thinking that they are the exception, that they are just a few odd balls. The genuine dilemma we face is that they truly represent the majority. Though Brits may, for the most part be educated and literate... the odd thing is that they still have the same perspective as the illiterate morons we hear from on this site (they're just camoflauged better, and are therefore more accepted by the general public). Nonetheless, the Brits still have the same fucked up, skewed perspective on history and on the north. For now, they remain our enemy. No drinking to them yet. No honor bestowed upon. No respect paid to them. No day of forgiveness given, no slack allowed.
Nar lige Dia! (Heaven forbid!) |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | Q: Why do Brits "SMELL" so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | | A: CUT THE ROPE!!!!!! |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | | Q: How do you get a Brit out of a tree |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | Q: Whats the difference between a hockey player and a Bittish woman?
A: A hockey player will shower after 3 periods |
| | Written by GalwayGaelic. (02/01-2003) | | Hell, it doesn't take any Brits to screw in lightbulbs. According to guys like Steve, the Brits basically don't have to screw in lightbulbs. All they have to do is go to someone's house that already has lightbulbs screwed in. They shoot the father in front of his children, rip the mother by the hair and throw her (beat her and do God knows what else to her) and her children out into the street, then occupy the home themselves. Bingo, the Brits then have working lightbulbs. Then, 15 years later, they will wonder why the children of the slain father and abused mother are angry at the Brits. |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | Q: How many Brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, but how they got in there, nobody knows |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | Q: What race makes the ugliest babies?
A: Ask the Queen |
| | Written by Ryan Keena. (02/01-2003) | JAYSUS PATRICK, ye drank one of the last pints for the brits? ye must had a lot of pints then huh? no wonder why u had a pint for them ill thell ye why... u were pissed drunk buddy dont let the dark side join ye, UVF is not yer father LMAO, dont mind me im just drunk
Just a 99 year old drunk paddy |
| | Written by GalwayGaelic. (02/01-2003) | Q. Why do the Brits wear kilts?
A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. |
| | Written by GalwayGaelic. (02/01-2003) | Patrick... excellent interlude! Nice timing!
OK, OK... Mrs. O'Hara and "himself" go to the Dr. for a simple check-up. Dr. tells Mr. O'Hara he'll need a stool sample. Mr. O, his hearing completely gone to hell, barks to his wife, "Heh? What'd he say?" Mrs O tells him to forget about it, she'll handle it. Dr. continues on and states that he'll also need a urine sample. Mr. O again says "Heh? What'd he say?" Once more, Mrs O tells him she'll handle it. Another last time, and the Dr requests a sperm sample... Mr. O is totally out of it, and once last time he barks at Mrs. O, "Heh? What'd he say?" Mrs O assures Mr O she'll take care of it.
On the way home, Mr. O asks Mrs. O what the hell the doctor had said. Mrs O tenerly touches his leg, and reassures him... "It's alright love, the Dr. was only asking for me to supply him with an old pair of your britches!" |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | I think we need to lighten things up just a bit. If anyone takes offense to Irish jokes, I assure you, I dont mean it personal....... Timothy Calahan goes to the doctor with his son. The Doctor gives Timothy a checkup and tells him the bad news. "Timothy, I am sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer and have about 4 months to live". Timothy and his son go to the pub to have a few pints and talk about the future. When they get there, they see a few of Timothys good friends. They greet Timothy with a handshake and a smile and ask him how he is. He replies "I went to the Doctor today and he told me I have AIDES and I have 4 months to live" His friends all raise a toast to thier soon to be gone friend. Shortly after that, Timothys son asked his father, "Father, I thought the doctor told you that you had cancer, why did you tell your friends that you have AIDES?" His father replied... "After I am gone, I dont want them sleeping with your mother".
Ok, Did that offend anyone?
Patrick |
| | Written by Patrick. (02/01-2003) | Ryan, On New years eve, I drank a pint for you. Then I drank a pint for Brian. Then I drank a pint for the lovely Charlotte. Then I think I even drank a pint for the Brits. Then I think I lost count and had to start all over again. Needless to say, it was a Happy New Year. I salute you all my friends. Long live Ireland
Patrick |
| | Written by Ryan Keena. (01/01-2003) | awwwww, really? do most of Americans hate irish? i didnt know that, the only thing i know about your country is that Clinton was the president who loved Ireland, ye must know that he was more than wellcome over in Ireland, could ye please explain to the I R A where did they get most of theyr weapons? i think i know, most of weapons were given to us by U S A and rusian federation (not to mention when USSR was alive). tell me how can U S A support U D A if theyr given weapons away to I R A? u know nothing even about yer country.
Just as i told ye before, to all of ye, LEARN HISTORY TO UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON RITE NOW. And i dont think Clinton as a president of USA is far away from history, but hes far away from the government yer country has now. Why are ye saying USA supports the UDA? just because yer both going to join the same side in a war it has nothing to do with Ireland?
Please Dwayne, next time u post something make sure it has some sence ok man? |
| | Written by Ryan Keena. (01/01-2003) | howdy everyone its 1st day of the year and i had fun last night i went to an irish pub and got pished drunk, i arrived at 7 am home and didnt walk in through the door till 7:15 (i was trying to open the fookin door, honestly). Then i got in to bed an slept like a baby, i suppose i was snoring loud and all watering dreaming about nice women :-D, i got up at 2 pm and ordered some chinesse food as allways (im not a good cook, even the idea of getting in to the kitchen and making me self a sandwich kills me)
Well then, i got up ate something and got in to the shower with nice hot water and i was ready to join the pub again, i made a few phone calls to me friends over here in Barcelona and some of them were still sleeping and others just went like "what the fuck, are ye going out today? man i ve got a terrible head ache". I just answered to him. "Man have ye no honor", fuck i had to go to the pub on me own, due to the fact all me friends werent in the humor of going out, it was a nice day tho, and well here i am just after coming from the pub, and hell yeah i opened the door just when i arrived home, it wasnt a problem at all for me :-D.
well... only a few of us posted today. Were the strong ones here :-). All of ye have a nice and happy new year. And for those who didnt post i hope ye had a great time yesterday as well. |
| | Written by Charlotte. (01/01-2003) | I was born in Paris. Atheist mother, atheist and anti-catholic father. I was atheist until my 14th year. Then I became a Catholic (imagine my father's face ! lol). What it means to me? Almost nothing : just that I believe in God, in His son Jesus Christ and in the Blessed Virgin. That's all about religion : it means nothing. It has nothing to do with being Irish.
I am no Irish. My parents were Belgian, I was born in Paris. I am a stateless. But when I was 9, I've heard about Ireland first time and it took my soul away. I am no Irish, my children will be and as proud of it as if they had had all their ancestors born and raised in Ireland.
Erin go Bragh |
| | Written by Patrick. (01/01-2003) | A week after my father was born, His father stole some money and left without a trace. Never to be heard from again. The only thing the English Bastard left my Irish grandmother was his last name. That was back in the 1920s. We were raised Protestant, but also raised to respect the rights of others. That means it doesnt matter if you think your God is the creator of all things or your God is a sacred Cow. It doesnt matter if you are Catholic or Protestant. Its all about respect. Many of my closest friends are Catholic. My wife was raised Catholic. To be blinded by hatred over things you dont know anything about is sad. I am asking all of Ireland to please UNDERSTAND why you are fighting. Do some research. Learn why the fighting has taken too many lives. Its because Ireland was BORN IRISH. It was always MEANT TO BE IRISH. Other countries have allowed the Brits to take over thier lives and thier souls, but NOT IRELAND. Cant you see why its so important to get the Brits OUT? ONE ISLAND! ONE COUNTRY! ONE PEOPLE! THE IRISH! NOT THE ENGLISH! I know the Irish are stubborn, but for Gods sake, WAKE UP! The time has come people, we have let the Brits push us around long enough. We will be heard. Long Live Ireland
Patrick |
| | Written by Sean. (01/01-2003) | Uf! Am I late? Better late then never...
Patrick, a chara, have you received me mail (at aol.com)?
How d'u fill, guys?
Ryan, have you spend the New Year night well? How much Guinness did you have? |
| | Written by Charlotte. (01/01-2003) | "Let them decide, by 51% majority, what country they want to be part of." That's dead true, guys. Freedom will be brought by the Nothern Irish women (with a bit of men's help ;-) ). Just wait and see...
Slan go foill |
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