Happy St. Patricks day
Now remember..... MODERATION
I have a story....
20+ years ago on St. Patricks day, My best friend and I were the first ones at the door of Dugans Pub. Bright and early around 8:00 a.m. We started this grand day off with a few pints O guiness. A few pints led to a few more.... We made the rounds to many pubs that day and way into the wee evening. We stopped at one pub that was celebrating pretty well when I noticed a young lady standing in a corner with her back turned away from everyone. I thought to meself that someone must've broken her heart. So, with a belly full of Jammies and Guiness, I strolled over to try and make her feel better. I was doing one of my better performances (if I do say so meself) when I noticed she wasnt even replying to my 'poetry'. I took a little offense to her and left her there in her corner and walked back to my friend who was laughing very hard. We had a few more pints, all the while I was keeping an eye on this girl. All of a sudden, two of her friends walk over to her, pick her up by the arms (she was stiff as a rock) and carry her out of the Pub. Turns out she was passed out drunk and her friends stood her in the corner so she was out of the way.
Long story short, I couldnt even impress a woman passed out drunk. Oh well, good thing she never heard me sing
I know everyone has stories.... lets hear them