Happy St. Patricks day :D
Now remember..... MODERATION ;) :lol:
I have a story....
20+ years ago on St. Patricks day, My best friend and I were the first ones at the door of Dugans Pub. Bright and early around 8:00 a.m. We started this grand day off with a few pints O guiness. A few pints led to a few more.... :rolleyes: We made the rounds to many pubs that day and way into the wee evening. :P We stopped at one pub that was celebrating pretty well when I noticed a young lady standing in a corner with her back turned away from everyone. I thought to meself that someone must've broken her heart. So, with a belly full of Jammies and Guiness, I strolled over to try and make her feel better. I was doing one of my better performances (if I do say so meself) when I noticed she wasnt even replying to my 'poetry'. I took a little offense to her and left her there in her corner and walked back to my friend who was laughing very hard. We had a few more pints, all the while I was keeping an eye on this girl. All of a sudden, two of her friends walk over to her, pick her up by the arms (she was stiff as a rock) and carry her out of the Pub. Turns out she was passed out drunk and her friends stood her in the corner so she was out of the way. <_<
Long story short, I couldnt even impress a woman passed out drunk. ;) Oh well, good thing she never heard me sing :lol:

I know everyone has stories.... lets hear them :P