When I met Jenny I was living free and easy
Waking up when the sun was going down
All I did was for me and my own pleasure
I was the king and the bottle was my crown

I´m sick and tired of walking in the heather
I´m sick and tired of camping in the bogs
No matter where I go there´s always lousy weather
And in the tent at night I try to stay afloat
And I´m fighting for my life

`Cause I know that I´m stuck with you out here
With your charm and your beauty you know that I can´t say no
We´ve travelled far and near, and wherever you go you´ll drag me there

How did I ever meet a sporting girl like Jenny
Who only wants to know how much I can endure
I´m lying on the ground just crying out for mercy
And then she tries to make me jog a few miles more
And I´m fighting for my life

`Cause I know that I´m stuck with you out here
With your charm and your beauty you know that I can´t say no
We´ve travelled far and near, and wherever you go you´ll drag me there

But then I found a solution to my problem
And now she´s sitting here skulling pints with me
`Cause when she slept at night I fed her with strong whisky
And now she´s lying here a drunkard just like me

`Cause I know that I´m stuck with you out here
With your charm and your beauty you know that I can´t say no
We´ve travelled far and near, and wherever you go you´ll drag me there

`Cause I know that I´m stuck with you out here
With your charm and your beauty you know that I can´t say no
We´ve travelled far and near, and wherever you go you´ll drag me there