Aliens
The sky has changed from blue to green
The ocean has changed from blue to red
I saw a horse standing in a field
Eating up the blue grass with two heads
Suddenly they were coming down
Landing on the ground all around
No wings, no engine, no fear,
Last orders gentlemen, I'll have another beer.
Oh Oh they-re here
Oh Oh they-re here
Oh Oh they-re here
Woke up this morning, couldn't find my head
When I found my brain it was dead.
Then something moved beside me in the bed
Turned around, sat up and quietly said
Who are you was the message I received
When she got up a heavenly body was revealed
She looked just like a Greek statuette
As I made the coffee, she turned into a cigarette.
Oh Oh they-re here
Oh Oh they-re here
Oh Oh they-re here
So the scripture told me
Preacher John I guess I was wrong
Oh Bless me Father for I have sinned
Who's that Band playing in the corner?
And did someone lace my drink with something
I feel strange
I say sir you couldn't lend me 10p
I'm down on my luck, you know it's only temporary.
The boys in blues a knocking on the door and can't get in
Let's get out of here
Excuse me love can I take you home, suit yourself,
I was only asking you out of pity anyway, heh!
They're here, they're here, they're here,
They're always here, they're never anywhere else.
They're always here, I don't know where they come from anyway
Can't rid of the bloody things, they're here, there, here
They're even under the seat, under the carpet
Jesus, they're everywhere, under the mattess, everywhere
They're like bloody Communists, red and green things.
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