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Ian Paisley is abducted by aliens and after 5 years he's finally returned home. He bumps into a very dejected looking Sammy Wilson and demands to know what's happened since he's been away. "Well boss" says Sammy, "The news isn't too good i'm afraid. The Provos' have got their United Ireland, and Gerry Adams is President of the 32 county Republic." Paisley lets out a big sigh and sensing his boss is close to tears Wilson says "But on the plus side Rangers stuffed Celtic last week." "Well at least that's something," Paisley says smiling "What was the score?" "1-11 to 0-6" came the reply.


Even the aliens didn't want him !