The biggest (and the only international) football club in Finland, HJK, is scheduled to play Linfield FC on 14th of July. That'll be fun, bunch of their supporters will probably hit Finland any time between the 12th and the game night, still high and drunk from celebrating their 12th and now bent on singing their songs on my streets, like they did the last time. Happiness. Well, this time I'll know they're coming and I'll be prepared. I'm gonna round up my mates and we'll have something better than IRA-stickers for them this time.

Researching Linfield and their fans lead me to a website by a fan of the club. Check it out, it's pretty entertaining. The under-privileged author welcomes us to the site declaring that the site is "devoted to promote the Protestant Cultrue" (sic) and goes on to invite us to have a look at his heritage "which [he is] proud to be a part off" (sic). Bad grammar and spelling mistakes I can forgive, I mean as a non-native speaker I'm guilty of both myself, but if you're making a website dedicated for feverish dreams of national/cultural supremacy, shouldn't you at least try to get your own language straight?