Courtin' In The Kitchen
Courtin' In The Kitchen
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Come single belle and beau, Unto me pay attention Don't ever fall in love, Tis the devil's own invention For once I fell in love With a maiden so bewitchin' Miss Henrietta Bell Down in Captain Kelly's Kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. At the age of seventeen I was 'prenticed to a grocer Not far from Stephen's Green Where Miss Henri used to go sir Her manners were so fine, She set me heart a twitchin' When she invited me To a hooley in the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. Sunday being the day We were to have the flare up I dressed meself quite gay And I frizzed an oiled me hair up The captain had no wife And he'd gone off a fishin' So we kicked up the highlife Below the stairs in the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. Just as the clock struck six We sat down at the table She handed me the tay And I ate what I was able I ate cakes with punch and tay 'Till my side had got a stitch in And the time passed very quickly With our courtin' in the kitchen With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. With me arms around her waist, She slyly hinted marriage When to the door in haste Came Captain Kelly's carriage Her looks told me full well And they were not bewitchin' That she wished I'd get to hell, Or somewhere from the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. She flew up off my knees, Full five feet up or higher And over head and heels Threw me slap into the fire! My new Repealer's coat, That I bought from Mr. Mitchel With a thirty-shilling note, Went to blazes in the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. I grieved to see my duds, All besmeared with smoke and ashes When a tub of dirty suds Right in my face she dashes As I lay on the floor Still the water she kept pitchin' 'Till the footman broke the door, And marched down into the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. When the Captain came downstairs Though he seen me situation Despite all me prayers I was marched off to the station For me they'd take no bail Though to get home I was itchin' And I had to tell the tale How I came in to the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. I said she did invite me, But she gave a flat denial For assault she did indict me And I was sent for trial She swore I'd robbed her house In spite of all her screechin' And I got six months hard For me courtin' in the kitchen. With me too-rah-loo-rah-lay, Me too-rah-loo-rah-laddie. This page has been viewed 5786 times This material might be copyrighted. |
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